15 Reasons Why Chocolates are Better than Men

15 Reasons Why Chocolates are Better than Men

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, which is true in most cases, but when it comes to smaller problems and rather difficult ones like men, chocolates are the best solution. The situations where men cannot make you feel good, chocolates can. Below are several reasons why chocolates are better than men.

1. No Commitment Issues

Where you have to commit to a man after a while in a relationship, you don’t have to commit to a specific chocolate if once it was your favorite.

2. Variety is the spice of life

Every single day you can opt for a different chocolate; with nuts or without nuts, dark or sweet, black or white, big or small. But with men, that is impossible.

3. Chocolates are versatile

You can chop them, mold them, bite them, grate them, melt them and even throw away the stale ones. You can put them away when you have had enough. But, you can’t do the same with men.

4. Always available and in plenty

Chocolate is easily available. Your favorite chocolate will never be out of sock. It will always be handy when you need it the most.

5. They always bring a smile to your face

Chocolates are the best thing you can have when you are depressed. They bring a smile instantly. They are made to give only pleasure.

6. Chocolates are faithful

They do not cheat on you and have an affair with your sister or best friend. Chocolates do not secretly ogle and stare at other women’s assets when you are not looking.

7. They don’t indulge into fights

Chocolates are no fighters. They won’t fight with you on petty issues and without any specific reason.

8. Are not messy

Chocolates don’t leave behind empty beer cans, stack of magazines and a pair of week old socks in the living room. They don’t mess around like men.

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