8 Reasons Why Chocolates Are Better Than Sex

You can never get over both of these: chocolate and sex. They can be called the ‘drugs’ of some people’s lives. However, there are some reasons why chocolates are way better than sex! Do you believe so? If yes, then continue reading to know what those reasons are and if you think sex is better, then we may change our opinion.

1. You can drive and have chocolate. Safely!

Oh, yes. Since when has any cop pulled you up for having a bar of chocolate while you are driving on a busy street? But you absolutely cannot have sex and drive at the same time. Well, firstly that’s not allowed. Secondly, you may risk the lives of many around you. Lastly, you may be good at multitasking but you definitely cannot juggle between having sex and driving.

2. Chocolates are long lasting

You can have five, ten or as many chocolates as you want in a day. But for sex, you will need the energy to keep going for that long and humanly it isn’t possible. Also, you need to take time out for having sex but chocolates can be consumed anywhere, anytime.

3. Your mother won’t mind you eating chocolates

Of course, which mother won’t allow you to eat chocolates? But when it comes to sex, uh-oh. Here come all the morality issues and what not! On the other hand, you can have chocolates in front of your mother. But you can’t even dream of having sex in front of your mother, can you?

4. Two males/females can have chocolates without being called names

You may have had chocolates with your girl friend so many times; in school, on the road, at home and so many other places. But if two people of the same sex indulge in sex, then they are bound to be called names.