11 Funny Facebook Statuses
So are you in the mood to tickle some funny bone? What better way than to put a hilarious quote as your Facebook status? Go ahead and choose some of the funny Facebook statuses.
1. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
2. I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
3. Approximately 80% of my regrets involve hitting “send”
4. Lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped, don’t need it.
5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
6. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and was too stubborn to ask for directions.