6 Lies Every Parent Should Tell to Their Kids

4. “We were wrestling, your Dad and I”

If your kids ever walk in on you having sex, tell them that you were just wrestling with their dad and you were naked because you were looking for injuries.

5. “That red liquid is a medicine”

If you love your kids and want to keep them off alcohol as long as possible, lie to them and tell them that it’s a medicine that only grown-ups can consume.

6. “Love conquers all”

It is a lie- because even though love is a major force in life, and makes the world go round and it is like fulfilling the soul, love still cannot feed you, bathe you, or clothe you! But it is a good lie that you should tell your kids, so that they develop a positive outlook towards life, and realize human presence is much greater than any material thing.

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