5 Celebrity Smokers From Hollywood
“My dearies, I know you all might love your Kate Winslets, Jennifer Anistons and Monica Belluccis, but did you know that many celebrities we love are chain smokers in real life? Well, I’m not saying if that’s good or bad, I’m just giving you these little bits of information as I always do!”
As you all know friends, Mrs. Gossiper loves being sarcastic all the time, especially when she’s talking about celebrities. She has a love-hate relationship with them. Let’s put up our attention for Mrs. Gossiper’s pearls of wisdom on celebrity chain smokers.
1. Johnny Depp
"No one should dare say a thing about Johnny", says Mrs. Gossiper. We all know how much she loves this good looking celebrity. "I know, I know, he has been a celebrity smoker all his life. There are so many pictures of handsome Johnny smoking, splashed on the Internet. I love looking at them", says Mrs. Gossiper shyly. "But he's been a good boy off late. He says he's reduced to just 3 cigarettes a day, considering his kids are around now", she adds.
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2. Kate Moss
"My dear Katie's got more eyeballs rolling for her addiction to the butt than for her modeling skills", Mrs. Gossiper informs. "Do you know munchkins, this celebrity English model broke the rules and smoked openly while walking on the runway during the Louis Vuitton show in Paris? Isn't that ghastly?", she adds. We agree with Mrs. Gossiper here. "Apparently, this celebrity chain smoker puffs off 3 packs of cigs a day. She was also the leading face of the Calvin Klein campaign representing a drugged girl in the 1990s. Bad, bad, girl". You're right at that one, Mrs G.
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3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Do you girlies out there even know what an open statement Arnie made a while back? He said that no one in California would care a damn if anyone smoked a joint", says Mrs. Gossiper exasperated. "Well, that's true sir, but why are you saying it openly?", she says in mockery. She continues "By the way, this celebrity smoker is a cigar connoisseur and frequently visits the Grand Havana Room in LA. His favorite cigars are Cohiba, Punch and Hoyo de Monterrey". Wow, no wonder Mrs. Gossiper knows it all!
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"I so wish that this Material Girl was a little more real", says Mrs. Gossiper in a disgusted tone. Are you wondering why she said this friends? Mrs. Gossiper informs us that although this celebrity chain smoker made tall claims of kicking the butt permanently a few years back, she's back to her old habits. "She was recently spotted puffing away in France on a movie set. Ma'am Madonna, we want you to make more beautiful music for us. So, please quit smoking", yells Mrs. Gossiper.
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5. Lindsay Lohan
"Oh c'mon, I don't need to give you any further details about this crazy celebrity chain smoker and drug addict, do I? She's either in the news or in the slammer", laughs Mrs. Gossiper. "Miss Lohan has been doing no good to herself. The first thing she does when she wakes up is to light up. What's more, she blows off at least 2 packs a day and can't pass one day without her cigarettes", she adds. "Can you believe this? This crazy celebrity chain smoker was recently given e-cigarettes to smoke at a slammer!"
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