25 Funny Quotes About Love
14. “I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.” – Henny Youngman
15. “Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renord
16. “Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.” – William Caxton
17. “We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.” – Marie E. Eschenbach
18. “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham
19. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe
20. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” – Pearl Bailey
21. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” – Anonymous
22. “To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.” – Woody Allen
23. “You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.’ – Melanie Clark
24. “If you want to read about love and marriage you’ve got to buy two separate books.” – Alan King
25. “Love at first sight is cured by the second look.” – American proverb
