25 Funny Quotes About Love
Love can be in need of humor a lot of times. Valentine’s day is one such occasion where you can be funny instead of the usual romantic and mushy you are. Surprise your Valentine this year with these funny quotes about love.
1. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
2. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
3. “We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.” – Alanis Morissette
4. “Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” – Rita Rudner
5. “Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
6. “It is impossible to love and be wise.” – Francis Bacon
7. “Love is a grave mental disease.’ – Plato
8. “Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.” – Hoosier Farmer
9. “To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H. L. Mencken
10. “Absence: that common cure of love.” – Miguel De Cervantes
11. “If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies.” – Ogie,Waitress
12. “Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” – Aerosmith
13. “It’s better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.” – Laurence J. Peter
