17 Quotes To Make Someone Smile
10. If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o’clock, it means you don’t have Internet!!
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11. Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
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12. My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine, unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it’s no longer available.
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13. He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, “he loves me!” And he thought, “wow this sidewalk is icy!”
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14. Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day.
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15. I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty, then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
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16. Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time.
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17. For this New Year’s day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet… we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
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