15 Funny Halloween Quotes
9. “When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.” – By R.L. Stine
10. “Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn’t get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.” – By Christina Applegate
11. “Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.” – By William Shakespeare
12. “Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween every day.” – By Gwen Stefani
13. “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” – By Erma Bombeck
14. “Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – By Steve Almond
15. “Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.” – By Dee Snider
