15 Funny Halloween Quotes

15 Funny Halloween Quotes

There is a nip in the air which is like scary! So, Halloween is here again to scare people all around. Some get fearful by spooky things around while others are funny in their own way. If you also like to do some funny things, then here are some funny Halloween quotes you must read.

1. “The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.” – By Anonymous

2. “I have friends who wear Star Wars costumes and act like the characters all day. I may not be that deep into it, but there’s something great about loving what you love and not caring if it’s unpopular.” – By Kristen Bell

3. “Who made the rule that everybody has to dress like sheep 364 days of the year? Think of all the people you’d meet if they were in costume every day. People would be so much easier to talk to – like talking to dogs.” – By Douglas Coupland

4. “Don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.” – By Robert Brault

5. “Men say, that in this midnight hour, The disembodied have power To wander as it like them, By wizard oak and fairy stream, Through still and solemn places, And by old walls and tombs, to dream, With pale, cold, mournful faces.” – By William Motherwell

6. “Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.” – By Rita Rudner

7. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – By Henry David Thoreau

8. “I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?” – By Drew Carey

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