11 Funny Facebook Statuses

11 Funny Facebook Statuses

So are you in the mood to tickle some funny bone? What better way than to put a hilarious quote as your Facebook status? Go ahead and choose some of the funny Facebook statuses.

1. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

2. I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

3. Approximately 80% of my regrets involve hitting “send”

4. Lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped, don’t need it.

5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

6. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

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